Allow me to explain my decision. You are not a cool kid. Cool kids are not alts that roleplay. The cool kids are out. They are the ones who give money to feed ET’s Xbox addiction. They are the people who give JB countless ideas on how to improve forumwarz. They are the ones who actually make it worth going to flamebate and actually make place entertaining.

I’m one of those cool kids. I am the leader of the Forumwarz Unofficial Cool Kids for **** sakes. You’re just a poser who’s not cool enough to hang with us on the secret F.U.C.K. irc channel (so secret that not even our klan members know about it). You don’t even have a medal to prove that you are playing this game and you know that all the cool kids in forumwarz have loads and loads of medals (haha not really. who the **** plays dom? seriously?).

**** off, we don’t want you.

-=Dysnomia=-