Your_Mom Posted:

Fran, honey – now that you’re engaged, it’s important that you learn how to please your man properly, to keep him committed and loyal to your relationship.

When I was younger, I could pull my leg behind my head during sex – it drove your father wild. But your legs are probably too fat to do that, so you could always try…you know…anal sex. Just remember to keep some ice packs in the freezer for after your first time!

WTF you can’t be my mom she doesn’t know how to use a computer.

I swear she exploded one of my old comps when she tried to turn it on Log in to see images!

And even if she knew how to use one she doesn’t know **** about english

I literally swear in english in front of her and she thinks it’s cool because I AM A GOOD PERSON WHO KNOWS MULTIPLE LANGUAGES