Fran, honey – now that you’re engaged, it’s important that you learn how to please your man properly, to keep him committed and loyal to your relationship.

When I was younger, I could pull my leg behind my head during sex – it drove your father wild. But your legs are probably too fat to do that, so you could always try…you know…anal sex. Just remember to keep some ice packs in the freezer for after your first time!