I can offer no valid way of convincing the perpetually ignorant and mentally ill that the world itself will far outlive the human race. This is largely because the kind of superstitious moron that genuinely believes this kind of dribble is usually so self-absorbed and flaky that nothing gets through to them.

The rest of you can join me on January 1st, 2013 in a mbumive gathering at which point we come together and purge our society of these morons with excessive violence and sexually offensive behavior.

Yes, I am seriously suggesting that these people be removed from life via forced ocular penetration.