Why are 99% of people here unfunny fabulous persons: Internet desensitization, I guess. There’s probably multiple explanations.

How old am I: 17

What religion am I: Atheist/Curious about alternate spiritualist theories

Pro choice or life: Pro choice. I’m quite liberal on a lot of my opinions.

What clbum am I: Lower/Middle clbum. I certainly don’t get everything I want provided for me.

What do my parents do for a living: My mother is a member of personnel for the police. My father is a quantity surveyor for a building company.

Do I have any brothers or sisters: One brother, but he’s ten years older than me, and lives with his wife and kids.

Who is my favorite family member: Very difficult to answer. Brother or mother, most likely, since I can talk very easily with them on just about any subject, and I really enjoy their company.

If my mum or dad had to die, which would I pick: Dad, probably. He wasn’t there for a good portion of my childhood, and I don’t have a very strong bond with him.