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Evil_Corpora-
te_Walrus

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

Level 12 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

First Wish: I wish my father didn’t die, or that I could be with him, if there’s a place after death. He died of mbumive heart failure on July 7th, at about 12:30AM. I never expected it, I thought he was perfectly fine. All I can say is that I’ve learned not to take my family and those I love for granted… because they might be taken away from you when you least expect it. Now that he’s gone, I’ve learned to take opportunities that I find instead of just sitting around, being a lazybum. Dad, I miss you. Have fun fishing.

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Second Wish: To succeed in everything I do, albeit with a good amount of effort on my part; getting everything for free wouldn’t be fun. Log in to see images!

Third Wish: The Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. Not only would teleporting be fun, but when I decide I’ve had enough fun, I can make a portal on the ceiling and floor. Then, stick a large iron beam through, and weld the ends together once it’s pbumed partway through. Then, run a copper coil around it. See where I’m going? My own source of power! Log in to see images!

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