Selryam Posted:

Errr, bump? That seems like a waste of a post, so Im’ma make a big fabulous person out of myself by posting a crappy riddle!

I am a long, thin object that is always used in pairs – unless you are an idiot/child who uses me incorrectly/for an unintended purpose. If you use me correctly, you put me in your mouth. Different people use me with varying consistency – some use me everyday; others never do. HINT: No matter how many times you think, “male reproductive organ!”, the answer is not “male reproductive organ”.

Btw “newfabulous person” here.

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