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Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Huh… 3 per person only, and by my count I already thought of 5.

Also I already thought of more. So screw those other ones Log in to see images!

Wish 1: The existence of a limitless, thermodynamics-violating, non-polluting, infinitely scalable power source. That power to be generated by a process that somehow crucially depends on me regularly getting laid. Thus allowing me to hold the world ransom to my sex life, and potentially any other demands I might have Log in to see images!

(Other demands may include, but are not limited to, any part of the multi-billionaire lifestyle, Valve hurrying the **** up with HL2:Ep3, and Firefly being brought back in glorious new form)

Wish 2: Immortality (including eternal youth – eternal ageing would suck). Given wish 1, it’d just be selfish of me to do something crazy like dying. Actually extend that to anyone else who wants it too – no reason to keep it to myself and it’d prevent the whole “watching your loved ones grow old and die” downside to immortality.

Might cause problems with overpopulation, but given all that limitless energy from Wish 1 we could find an answer – colonise the solar system for more space, some kind of impractical mega-structure for accommodation, I don’t even know what…

Wish 3: I think I gotta go back to my original first wish – to have the same power as whoever’s granting these wishes. Then I’m set for anything else I need.

Ok, cool, time spent thinking about this totally wasn’t a waste…

man-man edited this message on 11/06/2009 4:50PM
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