Dunatis Posted:

#1. My biggest wish would be for the ability to shapeshift and to know how to do it properly without ****ing myself up. And I don’t mean some kind of woman's genitals shapeshifting like Mystique where it’s all superficial, I’m talking right down to the quark level (or string depending on your Physics theories) so that I could become anything.

At this point I have immortality, pretty much all the power I could desire and the ability to create life. I would be able to shapeshift a siamese twin. For ****s and giggles let’s say this twin is… Mr Ed, and he does actually talk and have a proper sentient mind to go with it. (I’m a materialist so a soul/all intellect is in the brain IMHO) Then I could ride him around and hit on chicks with him. Until I remembered I could clone Angelina Jolie and have sex with that before wondering if that was incest or masturbation…

I could clone myself in case of accidental death or just to play multiplayer games with. All this wish needs to make it complete are 2 things…

#2. An infinite source of energy and material with which to grow. Works best if it appears out of thin air because I can’t just grow 50ft tall without the atoms to do so.

#3. Knowledge of everything. And I mean EVERYTHING!!! With this I could make sure I don’t **** up anything in the long term, such as accidentally destroying my consciousness and preventing my own accidental death. But this would get boring fast… Luckily I know how to forget everything as well, but keep the knowledge of how to get it all back when I want to. Because of course I would know how to do all that, I would know everything after all.

Once I have these 3 things I could easily work on making life simply awesome for everybody, especially the knowing everything part.

Cold fusion anyone?

THANK YOU!

I was JUST ABOUT to post that I would wish to be a shapeshifter, and simultaneously call out everyone for just saying “I wish I could shapeshift” without wishing also for the ability to know how to control it and solve the problem of where the additional mbum is coming from.

But yeah, shapeshifter in the way that Dunatis described would be about my ultimate wish. I could be a wolf whenever I wanted! x3

Hmm. I also wish I had the entire Bible memorized, as well as the Quer’an and the Mormon Bible, the Apocrypha and the KRSHNA, and any other relevant, important religious texts. Being able to see all sides of the issue of religious validity would help eliminate bias.

And lastly, for my very, very cliche wish, I wish humanity didn’t fear what they didn’t understand.