****bumho Posted:

I would wish for equality among peens, that each may be treated as a peen and not as a length. That some day, my children’s peens will grow up in a place where you are not judged by your peen, but by what’s inside. That one day we may become not a nation of short peens and long, but a nation of peens! All peens were created equally on the day you signed up for your account, they all started out in the same status – a tiny male reproductive organ. May we once again be equal peens!

It was like that a while ago, but ET decided to be a fabulous person and change it for God knows why.

I still don’t like the length system.