1. I wish I was a little brighter so that in the future I wouldn’t have as much trouble and have suffered as much heartbreak from not being able to suss out emotions and reading into the wrong things

2. I wish could play a double axed guitar with lead and base simultaneously sorta like Jimmy Page had so that I could play the riffs to Black Dog (Zepp) and Galaxie (Blind Melon) all alone

3. I wish I had the strength/gumption/agility/opportunity to murder a horse in the following manner:

First, I jump onto the back of an already galloping horse. Then I stick a large knife/khukri into its neck on the left side. I then reach around from the right side, and slowly work the knife around 180 degrees, and then have its falling head trampled under its own hooves.