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Ardent

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Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

1. I wish I was a little brighter so that in the future I wouldn’t have as much trouble and have suffered as much heartbreak from not being able to suss out emotions and reading into the wrong things


2. I wish could play a double axed guitar with lead and base simultaneously sorta like Jimmy Page had so that I could play the riffs to Black Dog (Zepp) and Galaxie (Blind Melon) all alone


3. I wish I had the strength/gumption/agility/opportunity to murder a horse in the following manner:



First, I jump onto the back of an already galloping horse. Then I stick a large knife/khukri into its neck on the left side. I then reach around from the right side, and slowly work the knife around 180 degrees, and then have its falling head trampled under its own hooves.

Ardent edited this message on 11/06/2009 7:25AM
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