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BobTheSqueak-
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Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
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Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

It’s funny how every guy here is perfectly willing to give up their humanity and enjoy a bunch of teenage girls and women whose families they have just murdered for the sake of continuing humanity.

It’s also funny how the original list contained a bunch of women who are all worthless and submissive and a bunch of strong, intelligent males with useful skills. The truth is NONE of these people are likely to have survived. Middle-upper clbum teenage girls and housewives whose descriptions portray them as submissive? An old professor? Various middle clbum young men who are line cooks at the Chili’s? Aaaand the bumumption that these are all hot chicks Log in to see images!. A goth girl is going to be fat, lol. A pretty girl would have more likely been a victim of gang enjoy by roving bands of mercenaries who then left her for dead.

This seems like more of a nerd fantasy than an actual, thought-provoking exercise.

TIP: Peak female fertility goes from age 20-27. Pregnancies before 20 have a higher chance of complications threatening the mother. Pregnancies 28+ start having a higher chance of birth defects. Pregnancies 35+ start a rapid increase in birth defects, miscarriages, and especially retardation.

Who’s raping anybody? I bumume that the fact that we’re quite potentially the last 9 people on earth would put everybody in the mindset of, “Well, it’s either one of these folks or nobody.” Also, who said the girls were hot? You don’t need to be hot to breed. I bumumed they’d be average-to-ugly, and I’d just have to compensate with my wonderful genes.

I do agree that the choices for this game seem to be a bit skewed towards useless teenage girls, though. If there were some in their early-to-mid-20’s without glaring health issues, I’d have been happy to pick them. As it stands, the only reason I chose any women at all is that they’re required for re-population. The males were the only ones listed as having any sort of useful skills, and I would gladly have taken in one or two more of them if the ensuing sausage-fest wouldn’t result in humanity’s extinction.

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