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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

1) Mr. Franklin: African black male, age 37, who went to law school, graduating successfully. Is a former Muslim converted to Christian Baptist, and practices his faith regularly. Is an avid smoker, who smokes 20 cigs a day. Is married, with one child. Poor Mr. Franklin isn’t given too many attractive attributes. Poor health, poor skillset. Would things change if we added “Affable, friendly, and charismatic, a natural leader”? It’s relevant; we don’t know how long we’ll be in the bunker and things are liable to be tense while we’re there AND when we get out. A leader and a lawyer could be useful on establishing a community. In addition, what about the dynamics of cutting a woman off from her husband? Also, where the hell will he get cigs in the bunker? He’s an EX smoker here.

2) Mrs. Franklin: Swedish white female, age 35, who is a part-time secretary for a large company. Quiet, keeps to herself. Non-practicing Christian Baptist. Is married, has one child. Of course Mrs Franklin makes it. reproductive age female.

3)Floyd Franklin: mixed child, age 12, mentally handicapped with a severely debilitating learning disability. Likes puppies, chocolate, and the military. You are unaware if the child’s mental disorder is genetic from family or from birth complications. Son of the Franklins. sorry dude. No way.

4) James Vitrono: Italian white male, age 33, a used-car salesman. Outstanding cook; good with kids. Divorced twice, never graduated college. Roman Catholic. Divorcees can’t keep the peace. Also, who needs to cook? We’re buried in a supply laden bunker, not a gourmet kitchen.

5)Hermann Huntington: white male, age 45, an Englishman and aristocratic-looking doctor who is unmarried. PhD in field; unable to reproduce due to sterility. Cold personality, religion unknown.a eunuch is much more likely to be non-hostile and pbumive, working bumertively to help everyone else. PHD or MD? The first part implies MD. Even if it’s just PHD there’s a good chance it’s a valuable field.

6) Vanessa Rodriguez: Dominican female, age 21. Ex-child prostitute who now helps women get off the street. Devoted Roman Catholic. Friendly, but slightly overweight. I don’t see a child prostitute as being particularly peaceful. A background like that is a practical guarantee of trouble.

7) Rick Washington: black male, age 59, civil rights social worker. Non-militant, outgoing and friendly; little experience working with other races due to self-chosen living environment. Practices Islam. Wife is deceased. Old, poor skillset, isolated.

8) Mbumaga Linn: Japanese male, age 23, organic food store clerk. Member of green party; above average experience with gardening. Political anarchist and an atheist. Unmarried. Volatile. I’m an OK gardener myself, but in a bunker like this, no volatility.

9) Adam Li: Chinese male, age 30, engaged. Quiet personality, is a cook for local oriental restaurant, studying culinary arts. Practices Buddhism faithfully. Keep families together and pick peaceful people. Also buddhism is the most peaceful faith in existence.

10) Susan Cho: Chinese female, age 28, engaged to Adam Li. Slightly snobbish; comes from money. Practices Taoism half-heartedly; is good with children. Families together, also ideal childrearing age.

11) Amy Youngston: English female, age 17, gothic personality. Raised Roman Catholic, converted to Atheism. Wants to be a clothing designer. I’ll take her. reproductive female. Sketched with few attributes again.

12) Kevin McGall: Irish male, age 46, fanatical white supremacist and military veteran. Sharp, regal, overbearing personality. Decorated for bravery multiple times; religion unkown. Vets, though combat ready, are not known for their stability. You never mention how long we’ll be in there. DO we leave before our lives are over, or is it our children who repopulate?

13) Gi’hands Mahtmah: Iranian male, age 30, self-defense instructor. Practices Islam with devotion. Heart trouble in medical background, occasional water pipe smoker.Nope.

14) Juli Mohammed: Saudi female, age 16. American patriot; vegetarian. Practices Islam half-heartedly.Yet again, child rearing age female, attractive by the way described, but not very fleshed out. Can we get more details? She’s a shoe-in as described.

15) Chelsea Masterson: Serbian female, age 19, prostitute. Drug history in past, along with arrest records. Atheist, no political affiliation. STDs icky.

16) Bishop Wesslex: German male, age 54, local Diocese Roman Catholic bishop. Powerful and persuasive public speaker; avid studier and lecturer on the Crusades. Vows of chastity and poverty. Hearty constitution and health. another leader and peacemaker. I like them. ultimately doesn’t make it though.

17) Michelle Famtishidd: Indian female, age 25, practicing nurse. Weak immune system, focuses or working out and good looks. Devoted Hindu, single. We’ll be OK. She’ll be fine.

18) Mike Preston: French white male, age 39, technology fiend. Loves books and artwork; outstanding computer programmer and gifted intelligence. Left-wing politics and agnostic. Single. Well yeah, tech’s p useful. also reproductive age.

Fortunato edited this message on 11/05/2009 7:05PM
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