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Avatar: 65677 Wed Oct 15 23:22:21 -0400 2008
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Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

tl;dr read the whole ****ing thing

ACT 1: WOMEN ARE WHORES

My ex left me because I wouldn’t be around all the time because I was going to a school that was 3 hours from her and she didn’t want me to spend the time to come home every weekend so she left me for a guy exactly like me except less funny and still lived with his parents so still there. I know they’ve already ****ed and ****, and I don’t care because she is dead to me. END ACT 1, WHORES

ACT II: ****ES, WOMEN ARE

So I meet this new chick 2 months after the fact, and I’m asking my internet friends and telling them how it’s going and they’re all saying she’s totally into me and I should go ahead and persue it and so I do, a week ago. She tells me I can’t be anything more than a friend because she doesn’t know me but she’s not looking for a boyfriend or anything so hey just give it time. So I do, and now yesterday she tells me she got a boyfriend and I’m like wtf END ACT II WOMEN ARE ****ES

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