scully Posted:

I was going to suggest the ultimate slacker costume, the “Hello, my name is GOD.” option, but then I found this while looking for a picture.

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Bring a sword. You do have a sword don’t you?

Pretty awesome. I have been known to wear signs in the past. I once had a really long-winded one that said I had transformed into a male reproductive organroach but it was in an existential, absurdist, Kafkaesque way so I still looked like a human. I once wore a sign saying I was a “sexier version of my depressingly mundane self.”

Once I wore a sign that simply said “I am Santa Claus.” Because, hey, prove me wrong. Believe it or not, some people get genuinely offended when you mock two of their favorite childhood holidays at once. Go figure!

Anyway, I love these slacker-friendly ideas. Picking a winner will be tough!