handofg0d Posted:

1) I MAKE BAD THREADS

2) I SPREAD LIES AND SLANDER ABOUT EVERYONE TO HELP MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER

3) I CHRONICALLY MASTURBATE TO A POINT THAT IS DETRIMENTAL TO MY HEALTH

5) I AM BAD AT BASIC MATH SKILLS LIKE COUNTING AND ADDITION

6) IM A REALY BAD TYPER AND I USE SPELCHECKS AWL THE TIME TO SOUND SMARTER THEN I REAL AM.

7) I NEVER CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY AND I STEAL CHANGE FROM JERRY’S KIDS AND RONALD MCDONALD HOUSE COLLECTION BINS.

8) I HAVE A POOR CREDIT SCORE DUE TO YEARS OF IMPRACTICAL PURCHASES AND SPENDING OUT OF MY MEANS

9) I OFTEN DRIVE DRUNK AND AS A RESULT I HAVE COMMITTED 3 HIT AND RUN CASES AT LEAST ONE OF WHICH LED TO A FATALITY

10) I POOP THE BED OFTEN

I bet you can’t make a worse thread than this