Oh, to live on Jizz Rag Mountain

With Tubsweetie and the colored balloons,

You can’t have CP on Jizz Rag Mountain

Though you’re thinking that

you’re leaving there too soon,

You’re leaving there too soon.

It’s so noisy at the fair

But all your friends are there

And the candy floss you had

Everytime you blew your dad.

Oh, to live on Jizz Rag Mountain

With Tubsweetie and the colored balloons,

You can’t have CP on Jizz Rag Mountain

Though you’re thinking that

you’re leaving there too soon,

You’re jerking off too soon.

There’s a loli down the aisle,

Oh, to turn and see her smile.

You can hear the words she wrote

As you read the hidden note.

Oh, to live on Jizz Rag Mountain

With Tubsweetie and the colored balloons,

You can’t have CP on Jizz Rag Mountain

Though you’re thinking that

you’re leaving there too soon,

You’re jerking off too soon.

Now you’re underneath the stairs

And you’re countin’ pubic hairs

From the people who you met

And it’s your first cigarette.

Oh, to live on Jizz Rag Mountain

With Tubsweetie and the colored balloons,

You can’t have CP on Jizz Rag Mountain

Though you’re thinking that

you’re leaving there too soon,

You’re jerking off too soon.

Now you say you’re leavin’ home

‘Cause Chris Hansen’s on the phone.

Ain’t it funny how you feel

When you’re findin’ out it’s real?

Oh, to live on Jizz Rag Mountain

With Tubsweetie and the colored balloons,

You can’t have CP on Jizz Rag Mountain

Though you’re thinking that

you’re leaving there too soon,

You’re jerking off soon.