I can, and do on a regular basis, suck my own male reproductive organ.

It’s great.

It’s weird at first because its upside down in your mouth compared to a normal blow job. But if you get enough saliva in there and learn to get a good suction going, it’s wonderful.

I give myself better head than any girl has given me.

Yes I great times in my own mouth. It’s easier to clean up (spit out) than jizzing all over my face.

Tastes great because I have a healthy diet and bathe regularly.

Enjoy your small male reproductive organes and/or non-flexible bodies, losers.