I ticked all the relevant boxes when I got my driving license… so if I were to tragically drive into something solid at great speed, it’d be open season on my insides.

There’s really no reason to not be an organ donor; if you’re dead, what possible further use can you have for your organs? I mean… I guess it’d be kinda cool to have them buried separately in little jars (in the manner of the Pharaohs). But it just seems sort of wasteful to let them rot when they could be helping someone else.