ITT: Merc confusing Sgt’s attempt to make arguments in ways that Merc will pretend to understand backfires as Merc confuses an online game with a court.

Here, let me try some pseudo-legalese:

With thousands of years of human civilization as precedent, ET and the other admins have blessed certain people with the title “moderator.” These moderators are empowered, by virtue of transference of power, to do pretty much as they see fit, within certain very loose guidelines. One of those guidelines includes “whatever the **** they want to do.” These moderators are answerable only to ET and the other admins.

tl;dr: this ain’t a democracy kids, it’s a dictatorship most of us think is enlightened enough. Get ****ing used to it.

That said, all the bwaaaaing is keeping me amused, so keep it up.