BillyBobBoo Posted:

i want 2 b in ur klan.

You need to be more specific with which level of membership you want…

For the platinum-membership, you must present Quan with Fran’s nudes. It comes with a complimentary wide seat, a first-run movie and a filet mignon dinner.

For the silver-membership, you must present Quan with Fingerz’s nudes. Your seat will be cramped. There might be a spare VHS we’ll let you watch and you can have ramen.

In your case… you might consider our membership-package that requires you to submit no nudes to Quan whatsoever.

You must make your invitation request on Groundhog’s Day. You must also for 6years submit to daily DNA collection to help with Down Syndrome’s research. You will also be required to name yourself “Larry”. You must also dress as a pigeon. You will be kept in Xylon’s basement where, at his option, he will feed, bathe, and clothe you.

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