Ship’s log:

As our travels continue, my crew and I become deeper emerged in this fog of depression.

We lost a crew member to the sirens of Full of SbumSS. I blame myself for not taking the night watch. That dambable woman nearly shipwrecked us.

We found the land of Forumbuildr, but it didn’t prove fruitful. All we found was a race of pygmys worshiping a stone idol brandishing a club.

We set out on this voyage with great hope, but have found nothing. Truth be told, I’d rather die on this ship before returning empty handed.