<e_death> **** YOU HEIRLOOM

<e_death> GRAPEJELLY IS ****

<e_death> **** YOU FOREVER!

<heirloom> NO E_D , **** YOU

<e_death> I SAID IT FIRST, DAMMIT!

<heirloom> i GET HALF OF EVERYTHING YOU OWM

<heirloom> DIBBS ON ****

<e_death> I OWN NO GRAPEJELLY

<e_death> YOU CAN’T JUST TAKE ****

<heirloom> I JUST DID

<e_death> GOD DAMN IT!

<e_death> DON’T STEAL MY ****

<heirloom> NOU

<e_death> YOU’RE A TERRIBLE PERSON

<e_death> Log in to see images!

<e_death> ALSO, I LIKE TO CRY AFTER SEX

* heirloom takes the word “terrible”

<e_death> SOMETIMES DURING

<heirloom> YES, I AM A PERSON

<e_death> YOU ARE A PERSON

<heirloom> THIS MAY BE WORST THE MERCS CYBER

<e_death> YOU ARE A THIEF

<e_death> THIS IS BETTER

<heirloom> IS IT AS GOOD FOR YOU, AS IT IS FOR ME?

<heirloom> HATE SEX IS THE BEST

<e_death> I’M HATING EVERY SECOND OF THIS

<heirloom> ME TOO

<e_death> I PULL OUT MY male reproductive organ AND STICK IT IN YOUR SHOE

<e_death> **** YOUR SHOE

<e_death> GOD DAMN

<e_death> I HATE YOUR SHOES MORE THAN I HATE YOU

<e_death> AND NOW I’M GOING TO BED

<heirloom> I PULL OUT MY woman's genitals CANNON AND BLOW UP YOUR APARTMENT

<e_death> **** **** **** ****

<e_death> WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP?

<heirloom> IN HELL!

<e_death> HALF OF THIS WAS YOURS!

<e_death> I HAD A LINE DRAWN AND EVERYTHING

<heirloom> I ALREADY TOOK WHAT I WANTED

<e_death> ANGRY

<heirloom> INCLUDING YOUR COLLECTORS EDITION STARWAR CUPS

<e_death> THAT IS AN EMOTION

<e_death> I DON’T EVEN LIKE STAR WARS

<e_death> WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM?

<e_death> A NERD OR SOME ****?

<heirloom> **** YOU!

<e_death> **** YOU FOREVER HEIRLOOM

<e_death> FOR

<heirloom> I ALSO TOOK YOUR BEST FRIEND

<e_death> EV

<e_death> ER

<heirloom> HE IS MUCH BETTER AT EVERYTHING

<e_death> WHAT?

<e_death> THAT’S NOT TRUE AT ALL

<e_death> ASK HIM YOURSELF

<heirloom> IT IS SO TRUE, IT RIDICULOUS

<e_death> HE’S NEVER EVEN CHOPPED DOWN A TREE

<e_death> YOU’RE A DAMN LIAR!

<heirloom> NEITHER HAVE YOU!

<e_death> AND A COMMUNIST!

<heirloom> YOU HAVE NOODLE ARMS

<heirloom> AND NO CHEST HAIR THAT I CAN CLING TO WHILE WE PLAY RODEO

<e_death> YOU HAVE NOODLE BREASTS

<heirloom> Log in to see images!

<e_death> AND NO FACE FOR ME TO LOOK AT WHILE I’M RIPPING DOWN YOUR CURTAINS

<heirloom> OH THIS IS HAWT

<e_death> I KNOW

<heirloom> YOU’RE ****ING A CAT, YOU ABSURD fabulous person

<e_death> I’M THE CAT?

<e_death> I’M ILLITERATE

<e_death> ****

<e_death> THE WORST PART ABOUT ****ING CATS

<e_death> IS THE HAIRY bumHOLES

<heirloom> on a side note: congratulations about learning to un-read

<e_death> thanks

<heirloom> YOU STUPID fabulous person

<e_death> SO I LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH MEN

<e_death> HOW DOES THAT MAKE ME A fabulous person?

<heirloom> WE BOTH DO! I JUST WISH I WAS!

<e_death> I WISH I WAS ****ING A HORSE

<e_death> BUT NO

* heirloom lights ciggarette, takes a drag, and puts it out on e_ds taint

<e_death> I GET A DAMN CAT

<heirloom> **** YOU, YOU’RE LUCKY YOU GET A CAT

<e_death> BANNER ****ING YEAR AT THE DEATH HOUSE

<e_death> I COULD HAVE ANY HORSE I WANT

<heirloom> YOU LEAVE SHINIE ALONE

<heirloom> HE HATES YOU

<heirloom> YOU’RE NOT HIS REAL FATHER

<e_death> PERFECT

<heirloom> YOUR BEST FRIEND IS

<heirloom> HE CAN **** A HORSE BETTER THAN YOU

<e_death> GOD DAMN IT

<e_death> I’M USING THIS LOG IN COURT

<e_death> I’M NOT PAYING ANYMORE DAMN PONY SUPPORT

<heirloom> DO IT fabulous person

* heirloom MAKES THREAD

<e_death> THAT’S IT

<e_death> I HOPE YOU LIKE bumSEX

<e_death> CAUSE THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE GETTING

<heirloom> I LOVE bumSEX…ITS THE ONLY WAY I CAN FEEL YOUR TINY male reproductive organ

<e_death> MY male reproductive organ ISN’T SMALL

<e_death> IT’S AVERAGE DAMMIT!

<heirloom> AVERAGE FOR AN ASIAN

<e_death> I CAN’T HELP THAT YOUR VAG IS SO LOOSE

<e_death> ****

<heirloom> YOU TINY male reproductive organED bum HOLE

<e_death> I DRANK ALL THE DAMN LUBE

<e_death> ****

<heirloom> THATS SO IT DIDN’T HURT AS MUCH WHEN YOUR UNCLE LARRY FACE ****ED YOU

<e_death> THE PAIN TRAIN’S COMIN

<e_death> SO I HAVE A SMALL MOUTH

<e_death> WHAT’S YOUR POINT?

<e_death> GOD

<e_death> I’M LIGHTING YOUR COUCH ON FIRE AFTER THIS

<e_death> YOUR TASTE IN UPHOLSTERY IS REVOLTING

<e_death> I WILL CUT YOU

<e_death> ok, i need to go to bed

<heirloom> i will be posting thi

<heirloom> s

<e_death> WAIT

<e_death> I’M SPENT

<e_death> I’M WIPING MY male reproductive organ OFF ON YOUR JACKET

<e_death> ok

<e_death> i’m gonna go to bed

<heirloom> good night fabulous person

<heirloom> ilu

<e_death> goodnight grapejelly lover

<e_death> we should do this again some time

<e_death> or never speak of it again

<e_death> i’m leaning toward the latter

<&e_death> I’M SPENT

<&e_death> THANKS HEIRLOOM

<&e_death> ****