LoL! 'tIs AnOtHeR nIgHt
   WiThIn ThE lOnEsOmE sErVeR rOoM!
A vIrAl ThRoNg: My DaIlY fIgHt
   I fAiL, aNd My JoB's DoOmEd.
SiT iN mY tHeAtRe To SeE
   A pLaY oF hOpEs AnD fEaRs,
WhIlE tHe MoThErBoArD bEePs FiTfUlLy
   It PlUcKs My NeRvEs WiTh JeErS.

HaCkErS, aVaTaRs Of GoD oNlInE,
   CaCkLe AnD wRiTe ThEiR cOdEs,
AnD gReAsE tHeIr BoArDs WiTh BaCoN rInDs,
   ThEiR pUpPeT sTrInGs? HoLeS iN wInDoZe.
A jAnItOr Of CoRpOrAtE nEtS
   In A bAsEmEnT mAzE oF wIrEs, MaChInEs,
I tYpE aNd ClIcK, I sCaN aNd FrEt,
   AnD tHeN i EdIt ReGiStRiEs.

OuT gO tHe LiGhTs On My MoNiToRs, AlL!!!
   AnD dImS tHe ElEcTrOnIc HuM,
On My StRuGgLe ThE cUrTaIn DoEs FaLl,
   As I sTaRe At My ScReEn, DaZeD aNd DuMb.
CoLoR dRaInS fRoM tHe FaCe In My HaNdS,
   As ThE pHoNe StArTs To RiNg I aFfIrM,
ThAt ThE pLaY iS tHe TrAgEdY, "LAN,"
   AnD iTs HeRo ThE cOnFiCkEr WoRm.