SuperMonkeyMan Posted:

Wtf do you think this is—Teen Chat?

Lemme tell you somethin’ about where you are. This is the internet. It is not like IRL where people give a **** about your personal life. No, the internet is real life. It’s what people be saying on the inside but are too afraid of hurting your pitiful feelings. Let me tell you, the internet is no safe place for a myspace, livejournaling fabulous person like yourself. The internet is where real people tell you that you are a very special waste of life. This is why real people use the internet. So suck my giant woodmale reproductive organ you lonely ****; and be prepared to suck it the next time you open your whore mouth about you and your goddamned ukelele.

You’re a really good troll. Maybe even better than me.