Korn-Nazi, if people see your sculpture in public they’ll point and laugh at it. Rightly too, as it’s crap. You’ll be humilated and not in a good way.

Better to smash it now. Get drunk and smash the burden away.

That way no-one will get to see your sculpture. They’ll always know about this work of art destroyed by the artist before it went on show. It’ll become a legend. They’ll feel they missed out on something special.

You won’t be able to explain why you smashed your finest work. That’ll add to the mystery.