I don’t have perfect pitch, but I do have perfect tone. Or at least I used to, back when I still sang. Now I only sing when I’m in the shower or driving. I also used to play the sax (back in 4th grade, swore I was gonna be the next Lisa Simpson) and in high school I taught myself how to play the guitar (Pinball Wizard was my jam, yo) but now, well let’s just say I’m about as musically inclined as Paris Hilton. Although I could probably get my voice back if I gave up smoking and actually worked at it. But I’m just not that ambitious.