Fort should totally do a dramatic reading. We can accent it with sound effects by him and me and whoever else is good at that stuff. Then the artfabulous persons (or anyone, really) can post their artful interpretations of the story and then one of us can edit it all together as an epic video (I can do it, but if anyone with skillz wants to step up it may be awesomer).

Let’s do this, seriously. Log in to see images!