Adapt Posted:

I was born with a male reproductive organ in my brain, yeah, ****ed in the head

My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed

‘till one night he snuck in and said:

“We’re going out back, I want my male reproductive organ sucked in the shed”

Can’t we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?

“After I **** you in the bum, get some head

Bust a nut, get some rest”