Haha, yeah, that’s exactly it.

Seriously though, I’m fine with you guys continuing, actually. It gives me something to do. I really don’t mind responding to everything you have to say, and really I’m getting a few laughs out of it.

I am disappointed though… I mean…is this it? Is this the height of trolling from you guys? I came to see what you guys had posted everyday expecting someone to have ripped me a new one, or…you know, said something that would genuinely upset/offend me.

Is this really TSB? I mean, aren’t you guys supposed to be…? I dunno… I guess with all the hype – especially when I first came here… Well, I suppose I had something else in mind.

To be really great trolls, surely you’re not meant to get trolled yourself? Well, obviously not never, but at least not so easily? Christ… If I’d known it was this simple I’d have just been talking about myself from the beginning. Long-winded paragraphs about my day to day life… Ha! I should post my own blog threads for you!

And hey, even if I haven’t been “trolling” you, I’m fairly sure I’m annoying you; why would you even respond back otherwise? If I sucked that much, wouldn’t you just dismiss me immediately? Or grow tired after a couple of posts and just ignore my responses?

But isn’t that trolling? Provoking someones emotions to the point that they have to post to say something? Of course the point is to make themselves look stupid, and though other people might not think you seem it I do. I’ve had a bit of a laugh at some of the responses, like I said, whether you guys were intentionally trying to get some laughs or just…I found what you said amusing.

I mean, blimey… Is this all it takes? Really? I never knew. I mean I’m not even trying to **** you guys off, I just kept posting just because I thought it would be interesting to see what people posted back. Imagine if I really tried, haha. I bet I could really get on the last nerve of someone.

I should’ve been a camwhore, I think. I’m apparently pretty good at getting everyone to pay attention to me, hahaha. Even if it is negatively.

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And, yeah, I’m not denying this isn’t all real; I’m not trying to cover up and pretend my life isn’t pretty ****ty and pathetic. Of course it is! I just don’t really care, is all. As long as I’m happy with myself why would I really give a **** about what a bunch of people on an internet forum think about me? I’ll admit, at first I did get a little ticked off, but that’s just because the ol’ reflexes kicked in. It wasn’t so long ago I was having to fight to just get a bloody education due to my “mental condition” and things, so I’m used to defending myself… Suppose it was just force of habit.

But really, after like…the first post, I just looked at it and thought “what y’ doing?” I know the internet is “serious business” and all that, but this whole site’s a big parody of all that, so… I figured I should lighten up. Ah well.[/b]

Oh, look at me rambling on again. Typical. Sigh. Oooh well. Um.. I’ve quite forgotten what I was going to say. Oh, yeah, that’s it. TBH, this is…now I don’t know if anyone else noticed this but…it’s an RPG forum… shh. So, for all you guys know, this is just fake… Then it could be real…maybe just a few things thrown in for laughs… Like I said, after my first post I only responded for the lulz. It seemed to be ****ing people off. And as a good little troll, it was my duty to **** people off… And if it’s as simple as wasting peoples’ time by tempting them to read my looooong rambles about me, then hell, trolling is easy!!

P.S. I did actually throw in a couple¹ of little² lies here and there. See if you can spot them if you’re bored and have nothing else to do. ****, if you’re reading this you obviously don’t…be honest.

¹ May or may not actually be a “couple.”

² May or may not actually be “little.”

I have such a ****in’ bad habit of rambling…I guess I just get into something, you know? I should be a writer…not a good one, but still, if I can get some idiots to buy my bull**** from me I’m all set. I can bust out a good few pages about the most inane things…hence the name.

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PLEASE TROLL THE **** OUT OF ME. I’M SERIOUS. LOOK, I’M TALKING IN ALL CAPS. THAT IS HOW SERIOUS I AM. GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT ****ERS. I WANT TO SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT. YOU KEEP CLAIMING YOU’RE THE BAAAAAADDEST ****S TO EVER GRACE THESE FORUMS, THEN BRING IT. IT’S OFFICIALLY ON!!!

PROVE TO ME YOU’RE WHAT YOU SAY YOU ARE, OR woman's genitals OUT AND PROVE YOU’RE JUST A BUNCH OF OF OVERRATED, HAS-BEENS, fabulous personS!!![/b]