This isn’t a fair battle

it’s not very fun

It’s like fighting a blind kid

when I got a gun

What the **** was that, seriously

are you that bad

it’s like opening urban dictionary

and looking up “whack”

I’d like to return the living dead,

as in take it back

From K-mart or the dollar store

or wherever they sell that crap

Dog you ain’t biggie,

you ain’t even biggie fries

you’re wearing a disguise

like a Scoobie Doo villian

cuz this ain’t the real ****

this must be a joke

Yo, how did you die?

Oh wait… you choked