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You: 16/f/uk…ur asl plz?

Stranger: 18 m germany

You: hi Log in to see images!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: hey listen

Stranger: do u wanna sex chat?

You: hmmmm

You: ok

Stranger: ok

Stranger: are u hot?

You: so…what do you wanna do?

You: oh

You: yeah Log in to see images!

Stranger: figure?

You: do you want a pic?

Stranger: if oyu may

Stranger: i’d love it

You: http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/8324/melastnight.jpg

Stranger: wow

Stranger: u r so cute

You: Log in to see images!

Stranger: what do u wanna do?

You: mmm…i dunno…what do you want?

Stranger: blowjob?

You: hmm, ok

You: i open my mouth, rimmed with sharp little teeth

Stranger: noo

Stranger: unzip my pants first

You: ok Log in to see images!

You: i retract my claws in order to operate the zipper

Stranger: damn

You: and then unzip it, clumsily

Stranger: i’m scared

You: of little meee?

You: Log in to see images!

Stranger: of ur claws

You: aw dont worry i wont hurt you

You: yet

Stranger: wooh

Stranger: so?

Stranger: u like my thing?

You: yes i do

You: it is meaty

You: i want to eat it

Stranger: go on

Stranger: cutie

You: i open my mouth wider, and the hell that is cthulu is unleashed

You: i bite your male reproductive organ right off

Stranger: fk

You: damn…blood everywhere

Stranger: fk

You: i insert my long long tongue into your gaping wound

You: slowly driving it though your chest cavity

You: as you gurgle and scream

Stranger: i wanna lick your bumhole

You: beware…it is a place of horrors, dark and deep

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