emohunter Posted:

You’re not actually a wolf though, because wolves can’t type on a computer. And if you were a wolf that was in fact trained to type on a computer, surely you would have to be domesticated and everyone knows that a domesticated wolf isnt a wolf at all because it has been brainwashed to a point so far beyond its true nature it no longer behaves in the ways that define the wolf.

So since your either not really a wolf, or were at one point a wolf but have given up your true nature to be able to learn to behave in a human fashion I therefor find your threats to be ineffectual.

This person gets all A+’s on their report card.