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My wife Camille and I visited Arizona once because I belive that travel is important to a married couple and that married couples are important and should spend time together. We came to the city of Tucson in Arizona and and stumbled upon a prostiute, a sinful lady of the night. We took her to a hotel room, totured her to death, chopped the body into liiiiittle peices, and then we made some Jello™ pudding pops.

It was a great night, but the entire flight back we had to deal with the unsupervised children that just ran around and ran around the airplane. Sometimes I wonder why children behave the way they do.