My sister, blonde hair, blue eyes, just turned 18 like a week ago (she is 16 at the time of this story), and we were sitting on the couch in my parents house.

We are watching HBO and the movie finally finished, and then this porno comes on, i think it was Cathouse 2 or something.

I go to change it, and she mischieviously grabs my hand and tells me not to.

I suddenly get really awkward because my boner is pitching a tent in my pants, and she is staring at it.

She puts her hand on it, rubbing it softly, and whispers in my ear,

“Optimus dies, but then is revived by the spark of the aging Jetfire, and then proceeds to destroy the Fallen and protect the Sun from destruction. Megatron and Starscream escape”