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Juan is riding his bike and tries to cross the Mexico/USA border. A man on border patrol stops him and asks “What’s in the bags?” Juan says “Sand.” The guard opens the bags and looks in them, and sure enough, it’s just sand. He puts Juan in jail for the night so he can have someone analyze the sand and finds that it’s actually sand. He lets Juan go free and lets him cross the border. This happens every day for weeks and one day, the guard sees Juan at a bar. The guard says “Juan, I have to know, what are you smuggling?” Juan sips his beer and says “Stolen bikes.”