The Unknown Comic Posted:

Psst, Phugit, I wrote your next post for you:

IT’S ABOUT HONOR! WHAT IS A MAN IF NOT HIS ACHIEVEMENTS ON THE INTERNET?

Trout, please! I was going to put those medals on my resume! They were going to help me get into Indiana Basin Silt college! Now you’re telling me they’re a lie?! No, sir, YOU ARE LIE, Evil Trout! You offer people a ****TY GAME and you won’t let people PLAY IT? I can never run for president now that I have this black mark on my record!

TAKE AWAY ALL MY MEDALS, EVIL TROUT

And let the history books show that I am a man of integrity.

Uh… not quite…

But I can see why your comedic talents have gone unnoticed…