I have an all too true story about love loss and redemption. It involves me my dog lucy and my 4th grade swim clbum teacher. You see, we fell in love and we’re so happy together but I couldn’t fit his huge 25 year old male reproductive organ in my little mouth and so he was dissatisfied. One day I came home from school and found him with his male reproductive organ in my dogs bum. They didn’t see me and they looked so happy together, I just left the house and never looked back. I whored myself out for money for 15 years until I finally caught up with them again. I asked if they wound both like to have dinner with me to talk about old times (no hard feelings) after the meal stabbed them both with a pin that I had poked around in a crackhores but and gave them both HIV. That was the redemption part.