But the following submission certainly takes teh cake. I definitely physically cried while reading this.

bumons, Your Beloved Childhood Teddy Bear

You cried when Mom told you that she threw him out when you left for college. But he wasn’t trashed after all – she had just put him in the attic! You’ve got your best friend ever back!

On the other hand, he’s a collector’s item and you need flezz.

I’m glad that this is losing since I don’t think I could stand to see the image submissions, much less the actual item.

Now I want to go spend more time with my teddy bears.