— Darryl Strawberry

— Care-Beary Stare-Berry Berry

— Maltron

— Kumquat Leap

— Pretty in Pink Grapefruit

— Thirst Quencher’s Day Off

— Citrus Lauper’s “Lime After Lime”

— Gobstoppers Rock-Hard Punch

— “New” Kool-Aid

— Durian Durian (proceeds go to Ethiopian famine relief)

— AIDS! Crack! Homeless Vets! Juice!

— “Let’s Get Physical” Diet Cherry (with saccharine)

— Electric Boogaloo-Berry

— Splashdance

— Thirstysomething?

— Minor Rockaberry Revival

— Starfruit, the Next Generation

— Pac-Man’s Power-Pellet Punch

— Jonestown Grape n’ Cyanide male reproductive organtail

— Kool-War