n00b65 Posted:

Good practice for your upcoming jail time, but a little on the lame side. Here are some which might get you better results:

“Please take your male reproductive organ out of my mouth.”

“Please take your male reproductive organ out of my bum.”

“Please daddy stop touching me that way. I’m not mommy.”

Try those out, see how they work for you.

since u figured out how to talk w/ male reproductive organs in ur mouth can u teach me..