keWANGji Posted:

Hello. May I request pictures of you wearing zero or close to zero clothing? Else I may have to tell you to scamper. Much appreciated, thank you.

I am afraid I do not have the pictures you require. But I would like to thank you immensely for the interesting way you phrased your request. And I would like it ever so much if you did not tell me to scamper, as I may have to retaliate in an unpleasant way.