The girls are keeping up and there’s plenty of drugs for your purchase.

We still have books on breathing and txtng! Why have you not bought them all! It’s good to learn but not for our grils, so these books have no reserve.

Do you feel like you aren’t meeting your full potential? We’ve found some interesting plans that suggest that with just two motherboards, some power fingers, a power glove, and a head post, corset piercing, and a clitoral ring you can make the ultimate cyberwoman. We recommend some cool shades to complete the look.

The plans are a little vague as to if you should start with a living girl or a dead girl, so we recommend adoption and, if it didn’t work on the living girl, you have the dead girl ready and, worst case, you have a dead girl that no one’s looking for.

Finally, what’s this we keep hearing about Master Balls? We will have to investigate further.