Hobart Bliggity Posted:

Hey Atomicscripter Im funnier, more loved, more appreciated, less hated, more creative, more successful, and all around a better person than you, and the only reason I wasn’t the favorite front-runner to win this stupid apprentice thing is


1)I have better things to do with my time than waste a summer working for what would be a single digit percentage increase in my income.


2)I’ve done more with my time here than you, which includes being permabanned twice but let back in because everyone ****ing loves me and couldn’t stand to go on without me. JB, in his infinite wisdom Log in to see images!, outlawed permabanned people from applying, so even if I wanted to waste my time, I wouldn’t be allowed to.


3)I prefer to elicit change in the most noisy, messy, obnoxious and pointless ways possible. Actually contributing in a way that would make the game better for ****s like you is about the last thing I want to do.



So go ahead and say “hurf durf ima apprentice you wanna see my skills” and be proud of it, but know that the only reason you made the cut was because actually talented people like myself couldn’t be bothered to answer the call.

hows that for megalomania guys howd I do?