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This is a seven-year-old Troll who’s name is Buffalo Chip. He lives in Toledo. This is the story of his life.

There once was a man who lived on a building in a crows’ nest. This man was known only as El Buffalo Chip. One day he sprinkled some Antifreeze on his flowers, and was saddened when they shriveled up and died. He decided that he would go on a quest to save the chickens of the world from premature enjoy by male reproductive organroaches. After his quest he had a one-night stand with a chicken named Henrietta and fell into a large stately house. Bill Gates laughed at Buffalo Chip and Buffalo Chip blew up. After he blew up he picked up his drycleaning but was stopped by EvilTrout who could speak German. He ran from EvilTrout and ran into a friendly neighborhood walrus, who persuaded him to trade his cow, Purd, for three magical razors. He used the razors and was taken swiftly to Buhdda, who had him reincarnated as Jessica Simpson. He, now Jessica Simpson, drove in his car until he was attacked by a knife weilding spoon. He ran away and then died again. He was reincarnated into himself and went to India to vanquish the male reproductive organroaches. Just when the male reproductive organroaches had almost one, Henrietta’s voice echoed in his head. “Use the Hat”. He used the hat and it saved the world somehow. He went home, and said ‘What a day!’. He fell asleep, and then the hat went on to become a senator.