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THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW IMAGINARY MONEY CAN GET YOU TO DO HORRENDOUS THINGS.

MOOCOW WOKE UP ONE MORNING AND CHECKED FLAMEBATE TO SEE A CONTEST RUN BY A VERY ****TY KLAN. MOOCOW THEN DECIDED THAT INTERNET DOLLARS > DIGNITY AND DECIDED TO GRAB A CAMERA AND DESTROY THE RETINAS OF MANY POOR FLAMEBATE USERS. ON HER WAY TO THE BED SHE TRIPPED OVER HER BREASTS, SCRAPED HER KNEE ON THE CARPET AND BANGED HER HEAD ON THE CUPBOARD.

UNFORTUATLEY SHE WAS SAVED FROM DEATH BY ONE OF HER MANY CHINS WHICH CUSHIONED THE IMPACT AND LIVED TO MOO ANOTHER DAY. TIRED FROM THE IMPACT SHE CALLED HER TRUSTY HELPER MONKEY FASHANU TO GATHER SOME FOOD FOR THE HOURLY GRAZE.

AFTER THE HOURLY INFLUX OF CALORIES AND FAT, MOOCOW DISMISSED FASHANU, FANTASISING NOT FOR THE FIRST TIME ABOUT HOW SHE WANTED TO FRY HIM UP AND EAT HIM. SHE KNEW SHE COULDN’T DO THIS THOUGH SINCE SHE WOULD HAVE TO PERFORM MANY OF HER BASIC HUMAN FUNCTIONS ALONE AND BURN A FEW CALORIES OFF.

THEN REMEMBERING THE LURE OF FAKE MONEY ON THE SHINY BOX, SHE GRABBED HER DIGITAL CAMERA WITH HER SAUSAGE FINGERS AND AFTER 15 MINUTES OF FUMBLING FINALLY PRESSED THE CORRECT SEQUENCE OF bumONS TO GET THE TIMER WORKING.

SHE THEN DIVED ONTO THE BED, WHICH GROANED HEAVILY BUT THE REINFORCED STEEL BARS HELD HER FRAME ONCE AGAIN BY THE NEAREST OF MARGINS, SPREAD HER LEGS TO EXPOSE WHAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS THE BEELZEBUB OF woman's genitalsS AND PUT ON HER BEST SEXY FACE. THE CAMERA TOOK THE PICTURE AND PROMPTLY BURST INTO FLAMES HOWEVER IN THE FASTEST MOOCOW HAD MOVED IN HER ENTIRE LIFE SHE MANAGED TO QUELL THE FLAMES AND SAVE THE MEMORY CARD. MOOCOW THEN UPLOADED THE PICTURE TO THE DELIGHT OF FORUMWARRIORS EVERYWHERE

THIS IS HOW THIS PICTURE CAME TO EXIST