Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Also, one makes fun of bumhurt, whereas another is borne entirely out of it, like a mewling, thrashing entanglement of hemorrhoids.

The phrasing of that forum really didn’t come across as bumhurtness to me.

Wow. I didn’t realise that CrotchZombie gives all its employees mindreading helmets. That’s kinda cool.