Well, thank you for choosing me as your best man in your wedding. That’s despite the fact that we never know each other before, except when the time you Tubmail me to be your friend so you can win your E-Peen, and since then you have revoked your friendship so you can win another wacky contest. Of all the people in this thread, you choose me. It is an honour. Log in to see images!

I must remember to get there on time, though. Don’t want to get myself stabbed because I crash your wedding by forgetting to show up. Log in to see images!

P.S. I’m somewhat relieved that you can’t get to Soldier rank. That way we’re on equal footing. I’m such a good friend…

P.P.S. So Generichaxor’s characters are female in both games. I conclude that real generichaxor must either be a girl, or a transvestite.

P.P.P.S. Don’t you just love the expression on the bridegroom’s face? It’s just the right combination of horror and confusion. He must be thinking “Why do I think this is a good idea?!”