After a few battles in a row where the little bastard didn’t even pull a weapon (or tried to fight a club with a keyboard), I decided to take a break for a few days. My throat gets soar after screaming at the screen so much. Of course, now I get to watch my kids scream at the screen too.

Plus, I’ve found that beating the snot out of my kids brutes yields all the rewards of child abuse, without the legal hbumles.