You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU!

You: that’s what the doctors say

Stranger: DONT BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU’RE TOLD!

You: but they have degrees, they’ve got to be right

Stranger: Well, you have a point there…

You: are you human?

Stranger: Yes.

You: so am i

Stranger: LIES!

You: i’m feeling really depressed :­(

Stranger: That’s a shame.

You: my pants fell down in public :­(

Stranger: Boo-hoo.

You: my father invented pants

Stranger: I don’t like your father!

You: who do you like then

Stranger: Myself.

You: i see

You: so let’s talk about you

Stranger: What do you like?

You: civil engineering

Stranger: Are you going to bed soon?

You: in an hour

Stranger: I have to go in half an hour.

Stranger: You know, I think a lot of the people on Omegle are bots.

You: you just found out the omegle secret, half of the people really ARE bots

Stranger: Not that it’s important. Nothing is important.

You: the omegle secret is the most important thing EVER

Stranger: I don’t think so.

You: half of the time, omegle pairs you up with an automated bot

You: i might be a bot for all you know

Stranger: Well, you seem more intelligent than a robot. For a start, if this is true, the robots probably wouldn’t talk about the secret. But let me get this straight: are you a bot or human?

You: i am human and i live in the uk

Stranger: Well, if you say so.

You: i say so because it’s a fact

Stranger: So you’re a computer?

You: i never said that

Stranger: Of course. You’re an automated program then?

You: NO I AM NOT A COMPUTER OR AUTOMATED PROGRAM

Stranger: Only an automated program would say that.

You: no, i was made by god

You: and i have free will

Stranger: I don’t believe you.

You: you don’t believe i was made by god or you don’t believe i have free will?

Stranger: I don’t believe you have free will.

You: i have free will or i wouldn’t be here typing this

Stranger: There is no such thing as ’’free will’’.

You: you’re a democrat, i can tell

Stranger: So let’s talk about God.

You: i believe in one god, and his name is jesus

Stranger: You only believe in one ’’god’’?

You: yes, because if you believe in two gods, you are of two different religions which is impossible

Stranger: That makes no sense. Sounds just like what a bot would say.

You: bots can’t believe in things

Stranger: You’re a bot.

You: no, i am not

Stranger: Yes, you are. It’s quite obvious.

You: no, i am not a bot

You: the fact that you’re actually in conversation with me proves that

Stranger: I guess it’s true.

You: it is true

You: and anyone who says otherwise will be beaten to death

Stranger: Ooh, I’m so scared!

You: yes

You: you should be

Stranger: Verily.

You: but thou speaks in the archaic tongue

Your conversational partner has disconnected.